Jon Lovitz deserves better (I think?)

Yknow when I saw that header picture I just assumed it was from Reign of Fire. Who'd have guessed that movie would have the leading actors of our time and also Steve Zahn. Unless he wasn't in that I haven't seen it in a decade

One bad mother-

Ken Bone died for our sins

Given current trends in celebrity deaths the smart money is on Patrick Stewart

Preemptive "Fuck 2017" just to be prepared

They LOVED Ted Cruz though, and he's basically like a marginally more charming Mike Pence (which is saying something since he is also an actual lizard person)

Usually self conscious camp doesn't work for me but I think the intricacy and lovingly detailed construction made it work. The only genre homage I can think of whose level of attention to detail is comparable is Black Dynamite. That being said that's definitely the only thing they have in common. It's fitting that…

Yeah but President Screech will win in a landslide

did you know that in spanish john cena translates to juan dinner?

My resolution last year was to eliminate all of my addictive vices which MOSTLY worked out (depends on how one perceives caffeine and sugar, and I still smoke maybe a cigarette a week) but I don't drink anymore and I'm far from the pack a day I started out on. This year I'm resolving to run a marathon and try to learn…

And now you know…the rest of the story

Is it pronounced like "smuh"?

Yeah we're kind of like the Weimar republic but with dubstep

Oh man I'm about five months in and I ALSO quit smoking and live in a college town full of bars so ever since I got sober I've been sitting around at home isolating, as they say. But still. Congrats on 500 days, that's a serious accomplishment!

Yeah, like from my perspective I was born in the early 90s so my childhood was like late 90s-mid 200s and I appreciate a lot of stuff from the 90s like the Simpsons, Twin Peaks, so many Coen movies, some of the grunge, etc but yeah, it's always not just the sitcoms but like the worst sitcoms.

Man, cut it out with the 90s nostalgia. I know this point is well trod but still.

Dawg sometimes you gotta let Zlarb be Zlarb yknow? Also I should have figured I'd get some humorless Trekkie who doesn't see anything funny about the name "Zlarb"

Every game INCLUDING Animal Crossing

I think an A- is about right. A visually stunning crowd pleaser that isn't really a game changer (partially by design) but is strong throughout. The music was okay, left a little to be desired (as someone who loves Ornette Coleman, Sun Ra, etc. I thought it was asinine when someone called Sebastians music "free jazz"…