This movie didn't have to suck. It could have been provocative and fascinating, telling a kind of story that hasn't really been told on film. Hoo boy is it GOING to suck though, hoo boy does this look terrible

right now I think it'll be something like'

Damn I think Dr Who is incredibly obnoxious nerdservice but is MALCOLN FUCKING TUCKER the doctor now? I still wouldn't watch it but I would give slightly more consideration to the idea of theoretically watching it I guess

Aww man this is 2016 in a nutshell, "Merry Christmas everybody, George Micheals dead!". This time it's someone I was actually a huge fan of, still listen to Wham! like, multiple times a week.RIP George Micheal and RIP Rufus, Meekus and Brint.

I got assorted gift cards mostly.

"The Joke: The Musical" may be the only context I've ever liked jack black in

It's like how "Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy" came with that comic that was all about Elton John trying to woo that lady

Steppenwolf huh? Would it be safe to say this movie will…take us on a magic carpet ride?

I think their problem is that unlike the other teams their theme is just a tone. They should get a new mascot, like Harvey Pekar or something.

This game would be way more entertaining/uplifting if Air Bud were on the team, as like, wide retriever or something

*shrugs*

Sick as fuck I'm clamoring for this ALMOST as hard as I'm clamoring for Drillbit Taylor 2

What is up with those neon green shoes the Seahawks are wearing oh my god

"It's Christmastime" by The Qualities, a doo wop group that Sun Ra (!!!) was in is pretty solid too

I love the video for Last Christmas, with them hanging out at the ski lodge in their little coats, just, like, enjoying some winter activities

I decided I'm finally going to read the Brothers Karamazov and I've been loving it so far but my family wants to watch a loud football so I'm watching them watch a loud football and pounding some seltzer A+ superfest

I mean once Fergalicious was empirically defined (ie making the boys go loco) there wasn't much more the Black Eyed Peas could teach us

Well we still have Coldplay as an easy punchline, and they're funnier because they think they're serious artists

I like that on this article I'm getting an ad insinuating that George Clooney and Jennifer Lawrence are Trump supporters. Sure, I buy it.

Yeah and that dipshit Gary Johnson don't forget about him