Yeah seriously. There's something weirdly comforting about the fact that Trumps only ethos is self-promotion, like obviously he'll be a horrible president (the cabinet is the really scary part) but a far right ideologue like Ted Cruz would undoubtedly be worse because he'd be competent and work harder to achieve his…

I dunno, Trump is more blatantly racist than any president since…I dunno, Coolidge or something, and the emboldened nazi fringe is genuinely scary but I've seen people acting like this is some unprecedented aberration since Trump declared his candidacy and it's pretty well the opposite of that. It's not only the…

Will this beat Swiss Army Man for "most tonally and narratively jarring movie of 2016"?

Beam me up Scotty!

Yeah I bet he uses conditioner.

Now this I've GOTTA see!

I remember thinking this subject matter sounded fascinating and then seeing a trailer in which some of the first dialogue was someone literally saying "it's 1962 and we're black women working on the space program" or something equally on the nose, and then the rest of the trailer was just the corniest exchanges…

It was sort of like my experience with High Rise. Pynchon is one of my favorite authors and Paul Thomas Anderson may well be my favorite contemporary director so I was like "this has eggs written all over it" and then kind of thought it was an incoherent mess (I recognize that it's somewhat intentional but I didn't…

I finally saw the Nice Guys and thought it was a fun lil romp. Wanted to go see La La Land but the closest screening to me is like 60 miles away so I think when I get home ill watch the Umbrellas of Cherbourg (which I've never seen) because I'm feeling angsty and in the kind of way for that sort of thing.

Oh man, I thought they were due for a flop and bet my savings against it! My bookies gonna have me scrambled for this one!

Immigants! Even when it was the bears I knew it was them!

The only thing I remember about the live action Grinch is that back then, at the dawn of DVDs, the three DVDs my parents owned were that, "Dude, Where's My Car?" and "Cast Away". I think later they got "American Pie 2". I remember nothing about the actual movie though.

Im still of the mindset that a decent television show could be made in the Fallout world, given it's own story. A fun conceptual hook, a slightly different take on a post apocalyptic series, opportunities for a lot of interesting effects work and the potential for action AND clever writing.

I mean it's a terrible movie that sounds like it was a deeply unpleasant experience for all involved but I'd say the Super Mario Brothers movie just for whatever movie Dennis Hopper thinks he's in in that one. I love his bit about mud.

And whenever he's not in the room the rest of the characters should be asking "Where's Deadshot?"

The absence of documentaties is pretty odd/notable since there were some great ones this year, I think Holy Hell and Weiner also merit a mention

Okay so I haven't seen Paterson, Silence, The VVitch, La La Land, the Handmaiden, Toni Erdmann, American Honey, Elle, Everybody Wants Some, The Fits, Jackie, Louder than Bombs, Midnight Special or Hell or High Water yet (ie a majority of this list) or the Neon Demon which i think I'd like and imagine at the very…

Yknow, I like Woody Harrelson and I'm glad he has the opportunity to pursue this idea but man this thing sounds fucking terrible.

Makes sense to see sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiit is common in Baltimore

Yeah "yinz" is definitely a Pittsburgh thing which I found sincerely confusing when I was there. Jagoff is a big one there too. Also chipped ham is just sliced ham, what's up with that shit?