Oh, go watch another Jeff Dunham special and leave us alone.

Your comment appears to imply that Norm Macdonald is not a national treasure who could make the phone book hilarious, and as such is objectively incorrect and worthy of derision.

I think most are dead.

In response, the NCGOP has released an official statement:

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

You just described “Yankees fans” and “Mets fans”, respectively.

I eat my steaks medium rare, but I want to die half way through a medium rare burger. Especially if you go to one of those fancy burger places with the gigantic patties. That shit is usually just past raw in the middle and the last few bites are a goddamn chore. Switched to medium for burgers about 2 years ago and…

3. Peanuts (8.45)

Nah, the LW is just oblivious to the fact his co-worker is mocking him for being 6'7", and has been doing so since he started the job.

What about those of us that aren’t LGBTQ or Euro?

Starting it off early this year.

Fitzpatrick has never made the playoffs. That he can “definitely” get them there is not true. With the first half schedule the team has neither Geno nor Fitzpatrick may get them there. I’m on side don’t cave to the QB who is a journeyman who actually didn’t have his best season of his career (that was two years ago)…

Weird. I love this front office not caving. Geno may be a bit worse off than Fitz but he was young. Its not like we got some hack journeyman backup, who we can say what we have 100℅. Geno may not be a world beater but he’s closer to Fitz than most would want to admit and the jets front office knows this.

Rex coached a Mark Sanchez-led Jets team to consecutive AFC Championship games. He should get a statue in Canton for that coaching performance.

I’m pretty sure the living room JO was addressed before I even unpacked any boxes when I first got my own place.

At what point is it not OK to have a roommate? My friend is 35, has a respectable income and a fairly reasonable mortgage with no bills besides utilities and student loans, yet his brother and another friend live with him. I say it’s ridiculous (and his previous girlfriend agrees with me since she just broke up with…

In Russia, pills take you.

It’s just as satisfying to shit talk a cheetah whether you have kids or not.

Counterpoint:

“Yes, it will be....” [winks at self in bathroom mirror]