MEANINGLESS.

And what an empty jersey he’s turned out to be.

Warning: the following take is hot; very hot.

people without kids by their mid thirties (wtf grow up)

Hey, thanks for the fucking spoiler right in the title.

Turning 33 in a few days - no kids yet. Growing up is overrated.

Which is it? Planks or pushups?

If Donald Trump said he wanted to build a wall around FS1, I might actually consider voting for the guy.

I should mention that I have anxiety issues and I’m under the impression that everyone is looking at and judging what I have in my cart.

At least the fans’ wrist shots were more accurate than the Flyers were.

Some advice from a born and raised ex-Hawaii resident to anyone considering a move to Hawaii:

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After seeing Tejada and Kang get their legs snapped last season, I’m okay with the rule. Screw unwritten rules and “playing the game the right way.”

I don’t care who you root for, Bautista knowingly and willfully reached out to grab Forsythe’s leg. Fuck that piece of shit, he lost his team the game. I hope the AL East comes down to a half game and they’re out, and we look back and think of this game. Fuck ‘em.

I’m holding out for Twitch Plays QB For the Browns.

It’s like the third-highest rated show on HBO or some shit. So certainly not getting cancelled or anything. But yeah, good job, good effort.

Actually no, this clip is from back in 2016, when baseball still existed. No idea why they’ve rehashed this nonsense for us people of the future.

Or else you might end up at the bottom of a big pile of rabid Jazz fans.