Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

Can't help but wonder how much of the tension is a result of what went down immediately after Aldon Smith got arrested. The Niners have always been very concerned about their public perception, if for no other reason than to keep up the appearance of a strong contrast with those barbarians across the bridge. But…

Do you believe in miniscule technicalities?!?!

Haven't seen this many Miami pros and cons since the last Dolphins-Hurricanes scrimmage.

Anyone else feel like these emails are none of our fucking business?

The Super Bowl attendees just wanted to honor the regional tradition of self-medicating with alcohol during a blow out.

Didn't make me miserable watching at home. Its not like there was a pointless 40 minute delay in the game.

If the NFL really cared about preventing 30,000 people from having a miserable time on a Sunday, they'd fold the Jaguars.

"Fans also weren't allowed to walk, bike, or take a taxi to the stadium"

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Many these comments are sad. Laughing along and giving tips about what they should have said? Unfair to that kid.

You know when racism is funny?...Never. It's scary how many such comments have been made here. Who the f raised you guys?

No, dude. No normal Asian or Indian person believes in cultural superiority, especially our own. How could we, growing up here? If you think this is huffing and puffing, it's us saying, we're equal. The assumption in this country is that we're laughable, because we're not the norm for America. I'm saying that if…

Right, because all of those Asian kids whose families have been here for 125 years are spending a lot of time in extra help for Math. Our cultures don't value sports as much, and Americans feel very superior about that. Well, look at the credit for your favorite TV shows — they're filled with Asians and Indians, too.…

Yes, because having an IT job that pays 300K a year is something to look down on. Don't worry. The oldest generation of Indians whose parents came here from the late 60's to the late 70's, they're only in their 30's, and their doctor parents left with no medical student debt, no MBA debt, and about 3MM in inheritance…

Let them have their fleeting moment of superiority. It's all down hill from here. In five years they'll be chanting at him, "We want jobs, you hiring?"

That's the cue for Deadspin commenters to offer their cavalcade of unoriginal racist Indian jokes! Spelling bees? Cabbies? These commenters will stretch their associate's degree educations to bring us the best in stale fun. Maybe if we are lucky there will be a Bobby Jindal or Aziz Ansari joke. India's Got Talent?…

From what I've seen, Rob Ford's better between the pipes than anyone the Leafs have thrown out there in years.