Stanford thug

Francesa: [struggles repeatedly with earmuffs]

No, no... Mr. Winslow, that is not what we meant. Please put your beefmeter away.

Slow white guys find success by constantly jackin it?

Freed from New England's top corner, Demaryius Thomas racked up 105 of his 134 yards after Talib left the game.

Cubs Intern: Ummm Mr. Green, I think there is something you need to see.

fuck kaepernick

Somebody please tell him that the bicep kiss wan't cool the first time he did it, and still isn't cool the following 100 times either.

"And, you know, it's basketball too. Used to be, a dunk was just that - a 'dunk.' Nowadays, though, it's 'takin' it to the house.'

Used to be, getting taken to the house was a privilege, something for those in the fields to aspire to. Now it's getting bandied about like nothing. Disgusting."

I do have to say that part of me agrees with the point that Mushnick is trying to make. Take, for example, when Jim Nantz says "hello friends" to start a broadcast. Nantz and I have never even met, and if you were to look up "friends" on wikipedia, surely the act of meeting would be a vitally important prerequisite…

"Moving the chains" is unacceptable nonsense?

Mushnick's issue with Moving The Chains is that he don't care if your wrists hurt, them fields ain't gon' plow themselves.

As further evidence of Musberger trying to sound "hip," Mushnick pointed out that he kept referring to "pop" as "soda" and "negroes" as "people."

They also announced that they are seeking a replacement for Le Batard. The prospective voter must (1) have been a BBWAA member for over ten years, (2) be of good moral character, and (3) own a working dot matrix printer.

They put a very, very strongly worded statement on their Geocities page, too. It's right next to the dancing baby GIF they added last week.

The BBWAA regards Hall of Fame voting as the ultimate privilege

If you're gonna take an editorial from Jezebel word-for-word, at least cite your source.

"Stop bitching and fuckin adapt."