Just wait, Ford will build a whole bunch more and fuck over the speculators. Which I’m okay with. 

We have learned so much about you today 

It took 14 seconds from the first sighting of flames to get a fire extinguisher discharged. In a small room where 4,000 pound machines are furiously igniting gasoline under pressure while strapped (poorly) to a half-assed treadmill. What were these goobers expecting might happen? Obviously they are too busy thumbing…

Safety third!

All fun and games until the Diesel Particulate Filter light turns on.

Well whaddya know, that’s actually a beautiful sedan. Restrained, well-proportioned, and classic. I like it.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Oh, I’m not saying I would own a car with white leather, I’m saying that white leather would look fantastic. Maybe more like a cream than a straight white, though. Like the throw-back off-white that Porsche is a big fan of.

White leather.

Owning the very last Cruze is like owning the very last Chevy Celebrity, Only a few or the one will care.

Just say it. They are Republicans. And they should be shunned.

It’s funny how the same people who can’t fucking get enough of fracking and mining and deregulation and colonization and all that awful shit suddenly become Greenpeace when it’s time to discuss mining rare earth metals and the environmental/societal effects.

“Recall the false promises about corn and cellulosic ethanol,”

FINALLY! GenZ is starting to be blamed for shit going wrong in industries, we’re almost out of the woods fellow millennials!

I believe the official Porsche name is Maytag Pearl.

Not brown.

I guess it would be too hard to just make everybody do two laps by themselves like they did for decades. 

It also sounds like most of those people are just bad drivers in general. Every single car I’ve owned has had somewhere between 120-235hp yet when my buddy tossed me the keys to his 500hp Saleen Mustang I had zero issues driving it.

And contracted some terminal illnesses from its multiple partners.

That Venn Diagram strongly resembles the Target logo.