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My sister is the type to pull shit like this. She has an amazing, terrifying ability to act completely charming and wonderful until she is in complete control of the car keys, hotel keys, house keys, food, passports, whatever. Then she totally unleashes her worst when the people in her presence can’t get away.

You don’t know what that word means, apparently.

I like mockingbirds who don’t get killed

My guess is that they believe that little glitches are going to happen, and they really like the take-charge, move-fast, kick-ass-and-take-names, screw-the-world, build-the-wall, screw-the-muslins, burn-the-house-down, take-back-the-supreme-court, love-them-librul-tears, drill-baby-drill, bible-bible-bible approach

No. It’s primal primate tribalism. They love the fact that he pisses off the other tribe/team (the libruhls). They will happily pursue the death of a nation as long as it makes them feel like they got over on their perceived enemies—the libtards... or whatever.

Well, unfortunately his infantile acrobatics fucking worked and got him the election. A whole lot of people don’t care about facts anymore. Only feelings.

Wait, wut? Trump’s verbal gymnastics is just to cry LIES, FAKE NEWS, I NEVER SAID IT, LALALALALA. That’s about as acrobatic as a baby rolling over... and not as cute.

Any tips on how to avoid it? I’m asking for a friend.

“Every joke is a tiny revolution.”

She’s a mean girl and a bully and doesn’t seem to be a particularly good people person, so indeed, Trump appointed the perfect asshole to engage with the public.

I honestly don’t get why any liberal would agree to appear on FN. You know it’s going to be a totally biased interview where they control the narrative/editing. Do you really think you’ll get through to any of their brain dead viewers?

Also, you don’t have to fight the way they *want* you to fight.

Yeah, you can’t win by going on Fox News.

Whadya know...I’m gonna be a Black Russian!!!

I was thinking about this earlier too. I think we just need a Go Fund Me to raise enough money to donate to Trump in whoever’s name? Apparently that’s the easiest way to secure a cabinet position...