Never even heard the song but giving you stars just for the snark anyways.

Rather, he is contemplating Ohio governor John Kasich.

Good. Motherfucker should be forced to live the rest of his days locked in a hot confined space.

“We don’t have confirmation that Secretary Kerry spent the remainder of Sunday in a dark room, sobbing as “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” played on loop”

Plus it’s not the girlfriend’s fault they broke up. He was obviously seeing someone on the side.

As a member of the grammar alt-right I have to whine about this.

Exactly. These little bits of misinformation have a lasting effect on society. People hear enough of these and they develop a “feeling” about a group of people that affects how they vote, behave, react towards those people.

Here’s the source, a book with many other logically flawed comparisons. if you like statistics and using logic to come up with useful and meaningful information, you’re in for a bad time. here’s how that number came to be:

Because we have to, assuming someone else didn’t do it in the comments already:

It literally just happened.

Did you know Lorena died in a car wreck?

There was a study done that said the zombie genre as a whole tends to gain popularity when Republicans are in power and vampires gain popularity when Democrats are in power.

Precisely because it’s sickening, dirty backbreaking work. That makes it pay a premium for those willing to do it.

The fuck is he on about? ”For every one new regulation, two old regulations will be eliminated (so important).” What kind of clown science is this? He really has NO IDEA what he’s doing, does he?

I’ve lived there. Leaving is its own gift.

STOP calling them Alt Right!!! They are NEO NAZIS!! The fact that they’ve given themselves a harmless sounding name does not change what they truly are.

Here ya go:

Boycotting his show won’t make one iota of a difference. If you really want to do something, contact his advertisers and tell them that you will not purchase their products anymore as long as they support the Dr Phil show. Contact an advocacy group for mental health and alert them to this...

I understand that sometimes loyalty plays a factor in cabinet position, but have we gotten to the point where that’s literally the ONLY criteria?

Dude, is he actually putting thought into this shit, or is he just picking people he knows?