A patient, yet bloodthirsty Youppi waits for his turn to smash Loria’s big fat head in.

DTMF

Dope Tricks

Shit, they were calling that greaseball Don Jr. a kid and he was nearly 40 years old at the time.

It was my first thought as well!

take this damn star!!!

I spent most of my teen years as an Anheuser-Busch procurement manager. 

I’m spitting juice all over my keyboard lol.

That’s a real cheap shot.

I FUCKING HATE YOU FOR THIS LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I wish I could star this twice for Henry. ❤️❤️

This fucking guy. He’s got those lawyers shitting Twinkies, all right. No way they’re gonna let him go unscripted. Today when he went unscripted he called non-applauding Democrats “like death” and “treasonous”. Who knows what he’d end up blurting in front of Mueller. But the optics of him pussing put after bragging…

Seventy-year-old Arthur Jones has run for the seat seven times over two decades, and argues that his flagrant racism, anti-Semitism, and white supremacy is okay because he’s not running to become “the chancellor of Germany.”

What if he cheat codes it?

I don’t even think this guy could beat Piston Honda, much less other greats like Soda Popinski and King Hippo, so he would have never had a chance to even try to beat peak Tyson.

Wow, yeah. Talk about politics meets celebrity meets religion meets cash-grab meets textbook example of how unrealistic abstinence is. It’s the perfect storm, which I would say should be the name of her next child, but there’s only one Storm and it wasn’t Halle Berry.

Say what you will but Satan is WAY more chill than God...

Too legit. +1

I saw this report and thought ‘he’s what 38 now’? Crazy.

to be fair, there was a big time meth dealer working out of a chicken restaurant at that time