The neighbors know that if they try to press charges, they’d be doxxed on every right-wing media source in the country.

WTF happened to this site? Can we get Michael Harriott and the VSB guys back?

Does Emily Leibert have good season tickets? Maybe we can come sit with her some time.

Given that a certain president of France DGAF about Ukraine’s desire to maintain it’s sovereignty and territory, I think this protest was for an audience of one.

Thank you for explaining the punchline of my own joke to me.

Me: My first job in NYC was $26k per year!

And if you can’t teach... teach gym (i.e. coach).

As the kids on reddit say, ESH.

That 55% was overwhelmingly married women in red states.

I’ll wait for the Snyder cut before I watch this.

DoJ probably figured: why spend time & money prosecuting guys who are already going to be wearing orange jumpsuits for the rest of their lives?

I think he had Cornell West, back when he was playing the “open-minded” game.

Cool story, bro. But I voted for Bernie in the primaries. 

I never understood buying shit for charity. Maybe I’ll just donate $70 to the ACLU, and buy a $5 candle from the Body Shop.

People say, every four years: “This is the most important election of our lives!” In reality, the most important election of our lives was in 2016, and we fucked it up.

Meegan & Andre.

I rather enjoyed LW&W. But since I’m Jewish, all the Jesus stuff went completely over my head when I was nine.

Good to know Congress’s oversight powers are purely ceremonial now.

Everyone knows REAL MEN ignore their families by playing golf.

Didn’t Dave almost re-retire when he tried to comeback and club-audience bros kept heckling him with “I’m Rick James, bitch!”