Ironically, Kamala Harris is the only reason all these red state conservatives seem to suddenly know Willie Brown’s name.

So tariffs on Sweden starting on Monday? Anyone needs some pickled herring smuggled over, hit me up!!

Intent matters. Also a suspension of less than 3 games for a relief pitcher is meaningless, because they probably wouldn’t have pitched those days anyway.

Ok, fine. We can have white Ariel, but she has to die at the end just like Hans Christian Andersen wrote. AND NO SINGING FISHES!!!

Too many people have confused name recognition for popularity.

No charges for disorderly conduct?

NYC to Sweden. My then-girlfriend/now-wife was getting her visa renewed. Sorta boring, I guess.

Who the hell’s that old guy?

Out-of-state tuition is expensive, and the whole family is about to be brrrrroke!

This may be his last Thanksgiving dinner, and Uncle Joe isn’t going to let his ungrateful nieces and nephews ruin it by fighting about politics!

Selling sex isn’t legal; it’s decriminalized.

Beware of bill collectors bearing no receipts.

I’m still looking for a reason to vote for him other than: “My racist uncle might choose him over Trump in the general.”

Amy Klobuchar 2020: Because Change is too Hard.

You’re willing to vote against the things you claim to believe in because some online rando hurt your feelings?

Pathetic.

“...and promised that his mere presence in the White House would make everything okay...”

I appreciate how hard Corey is working to get her endorsement. But it’s still Bernie all the way!

Oh no. He’s one of those douchey contrarians who wants to “reclaim” the swastika, isn’t he?

And fuck me! Is that a star of David in the middle?!!!!

Jeez, are those super chicken pox? Back in the dark ages, we were back in school within 2 weeks.

Also, isn’t really fucking easy to verify if someone is an athlete after they’ve been admitted?