Sorry, I don’t have time for this. I have to go yell at some neoliberal shills who say the aren’t voting for Bernie Sanders.

Cohen and Pecker conspired with Individual 1 to circumvent campaign finance laws by making unreported in-kind contributions that massively exceeded the limits allowed by law.

Is she still cancelled over her collab with R. Kelly? I can’t keep up.

Of course he’s terrified of the gays. He’s probably afraid that gay men will treat him the same way that he treats women.

I know several Kirstens (pronounced Shir-sten) in Sweden.

BREAKING NEWS: Mitt Romney changes last name to McDaniel.

I’m guessing the red states will blow their budgets on hotel rooms and catering, then issue a one-page report stating that “Obamacare did it.”

Nothing in the constitution about “mutual tolerance,” but the Supreme Court is pretty clear that it contains freedom of association. So bye, Felicia!

I dunno. The Dems fractured briefly in 1948, but it was really just a sign of an overdue realignment.

Not the same; Perot didn’t run in the GOP primary.

Donations to PACs are not tax deductible. 

2020 Democratic Nominee Power Rankings:
1) Warren
2) Harris
3) Beto
4) Booker
5) Bernie
6) Biden
7) Hillary

Maybe it was the steroids and not the Crossfit?

I would say that Ted Nugent should stick to music. But his songs are nearly as repugnant as his politics.

I just pull out the logical fallacy ref to shut it down:

I guess SarahPac isn’t paying for her rock n roll lifestyle the way it used to.

Waitaminute. Wasnt’t the seargent giving the monlogue the villain in this movie? After he had the blues singer killed, the singer’s buddies fragged him, if I remember.