That entire plot line was so out of left field. Almost as left field as Season of the Witch.

Any questions?

Before Hef, no one gave a damn about naked women. In fact, they were considered a nuisance at the best of times.

That’s a spoon.

Vinyl above-ground pool with ramshackle deck? Check.

OMG, THE FALKLAND ISLANDS ARE SO AWESOME!!! ALF!

“What was I laughing at again? Oh, yes. That crippled Irishman.”

That might get confused with my Perfect Strangebeers pop-up microbrewery. Try the Balkinator Stout and the Cousin Larry IPA.

How much do you have to pay him to go away?

“Hello police? I’d like to report a sex creep lurking about.”

Yeah, these people who lose elections and have diehard fans but won’t go away are really annoying.

In a perfect world, we wouldn’t be talking about this family at all.

I’m headed to the Goodwill to retrieve the 400 pound 27" RCA teevee I donated in 2002. I’m sure it’s still there.

I bet she didn’t like the your 48 posts of “The Shart of the Deal” meme either.

You’re angry at the few Bernie supporters, but not the Republicans who voted for Trump?