I wish I could find my VHS tapes of late 80s Letterman. My letter is on the Viewer Mail segment sometime in Jan of 88. Dave butchers my last name and Paul Shafer rips him for it.

Why can’t it be one of those cartoon vape pens that explodes on him.

GREATEST AMERICAN HERO, MAC AND ME, CHERNOBYL, MS PAC-MAN, BERNIE GOETZ, SILVER SPOONS, GERALDINE FERRARO, SWATCH WATCH, FALKLAND ISLANDS

Hearty Fuck You is my favorite Campbell’s soup

True story: I briefly dated the granddaughter of Bobby Riggs in the early 2000s.

How much to make him go away?

Since the curse comes along every 27 years they could have gone back to 1665 when the middle aged 12 yr olds thought Derry was being plagued by a witch and then have the sequel in 1692 when the losers are on their 39 yr old deathbeds and assume the town is....being plagued by a witch.

My guess is Trump masturbates to both of these header pics

Clear Pepsi balls

Men at Work—”Who Can it be Now”

He graduated Magna Cum Donkey Sauce!

Autocorrect is Facke News!

I love my dead gray commenters!

Does Kinja have more or less sharting?

 My Speed 2

If you’re a horrible blonde that right wing men beat off to you’re on FOX News.

Here?

Yeah they usually just yell “Trump Train”

Finally!

Test