Because mcdonalds is the only place a professional streamer is capable of being hired?

I’ll take my McCafe Coffee now, please!

“The spunky portable console flopped, got a massive price cut, gradually built up a spectacular library of games, and received several bizarre (and confusing) hardware models throughout its six years on store shelves.”

because kotaku and most other gaming sites are sophomoric blogs and not journalism

In that case, every major console has been a flop.

Sounds like they should work at ign.

You should work at ign :P

Whoever posted the Facebook link is a little opinionated:

It’s not clear at all because you never said the word “launch” anywhere

He’s right, you are wrong.