So they went on this Jeremiad against Ezekiel in order to throw The Book at him?

+1 blue bandanna

After a good long run, I shit Crips.

You’re thinking of water into wine, not shit into blood. A common mistake.

jesus christ

Please don’t insult pornography by comparing it to Fox News.

It’s kind of like trying to transition to Hollywood after a stellar porn career.

Pretty much nothing online is a sure bet and must be eyed with a critical eye.

If you can watch this without wanting to kill yourself I applaud you.

not really...’cause he’s dead... ... ...

She seems like the...’giving’ kind.

No.

“Hope it pays for a maid.”

She seems hungry.

I like her. She seems smart.

“Honestly, I was searching black caulk.”

She seems nice.

What’s a “Gawker”?

His cock is almost as black as his heart.