The Boy Scouts have been teaching this technique for at least 35 year.

Oh look the queens of oblivious-white-girl racism-is-the-joke-get-it comedy said some oblivious shit.

But Lena Dunham is the victim here! Somehow. She has to the be the victim or her whole worldview will explode.

ATTENTION WHITE SISTREN: BLACK MEN DO NOT OWE YOU THEIR ATTENTIONS, SEXUAL OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF THEIR BODILY AUTONOMY, ESPECIALLY GIVEN HISTORICAL DENIAL OF SAID BY YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE.

I watched three episodes of Girls and couldn’t believe how much it lacked self unawareness. I kept waiting for the punch line— waiting for it to reveal itself as a parody of stereotypical Millenials, waiting for it to let me know it was in on the joke: Hannah is terrible! But I kept watching and came to the horrific…

all addicts deserve to be murdered!

Just a couple of Tea Party soccer moms chattin’ at Panera!

“And it just so happens that they were two of the sweetest angels who have ever lived, you know? It is never some toothless fucking crackhead who gets killed.”

Lest we remind you that it was JEZEBEL that couldn’t get enough of Dunham when her show first premiered. I and many others kept commenting that she was over-rated as fuck and no one at Jezebel would listen.

Well said. I’ve been an NFL fan for over 30 years. But for the reasons you state, and many others, I’m more or less done with them. Look forward to having my Sundays free to experience the world again.

Been saying this for a couple years now: the only way these pieces of shit change their thinking or the way they go about their business is when people actually stop watching the games. Because as long as all these eyeballs are making them billions in TV rights they don’t give a fuck about who these players truly are…

One of the hardest hittin safeties in da leeeeeeeague.

+1 . They’re actively trying to get intelligent fans out of the “game” - err entertainment product.

I think your list also missed Darren Sharper. Darren fucking “serial rapist” Sharper.

Thanks Obama!

“But Coach,” I said. “There are only one set of footprints leading downfield.”

Nike is currently developing a Tebow shoe that helps its wearers leave footprints in the sand.

How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.