I absolutely agree. It is also, petty, we learn nothing. Joan, your cynicism is dull and unoriginal. You know, like you.

Real talk: Gary has an Asian fetish and was trying to figure out how to hit on you, since telling him you are Texan blew up his “Ni Hao Ma” strategy.

These reviews would be embarrassing enough if they were uploaded to a teen’s youtube channel, but it’s honestly disappointing to see them posted on Jezebel. There’s nothing admirable about hiding behind a lazy, narrow minded approach to film as art; this shouldn’t need to be said on a progressive site. Let’s leave…

These movies reviews smell like the pretentious music snob that worked at the independent record store and would shit on every band that a customer would ask about before throwing out the most obscure band names they could think of and then scoff at the customers inferior taste when they invariably replied:
“Oh I’ve…

Boy, i can’t wait for the next episode of Clarissa Jezsplains It All.

You guys are really free to stop giving Jeffree Star attention any time. No one here will be sad about it.

Frankly, that marriage didn’t deserve to be saved, and Chuck Lorre should have known that.

It’s the usual writing pair situation. One of them is very funny and intelligent but quiet so doesn’t get the same recognition while the other is a loud mouth who believes they did all the work and gets all the attention.

He’s never been funny or clever. A Felicity Huffman joke about making license plates? Really? When did the college admissions scandal break? Why not throw a Martha Stewart prison joke in there as well. I’ll be the first to admit, I’ve never been a fan of “mean” humor, which is not to say I don’t appreciate a good dark…

More accurately, Ricky Gervais is simply playing himself in The Office but with Stephen Merchant having sanded off the worst corners.

Cackled at “Walmart Liberace” - oh I’m using that one!

Anyone who has dealt with this stuff with their aging parents will recognize the evasiveness, secrecy and reluctance to accept outside help as being extremely common and just part of the immense stress and heartache of seeing elderly parents deal with a progressive disease. I mean, I guess it could also be a sign of…

Mara Wilson explains why in detail. Miley ticks every box of this essay. Miley even gets mentioned.

While all other aspects of Mormonism are completely sound. 

One of my mother’s best friends is Mormon. And as a child in the 70s, remember their pantry filled with every kind of processed, packaged food imaginable, but they eschewed coffee, tea, and soda, because the body is a temple. I’ve never understood this disconnect.

If you're sincerely "not familiar" with the Mormon Church's cover up of sex abuse, then you're committing far greater offense than Emily and every other critic of mass institutions that abuse our most vulnerable citizens.

fwiw, i feel like you missed the point. lds viewing caffeine as ‘bad’ but not giving a fuck about molested children was the point. it’s the cognitive dissonance and/or wanton hypocrisy around ‘protecting’ their youth.

“Hey, maybe we shouldn’t make humans drink and bathe in poisonous water” is another one of those things like “less people should die”, “black people shouldn’t be shot by police for no reason” and “maybe the president shouldn’t be a racist” that is somehow a crazy left-wing idea instead, ya know...common ass sense.

Shes a twitter mob, basically.