"The internet can literally only agree on one thing: child pornography is awful and the worst."

Great article Adam!

Pinch and zoom?

@Jason: I'm interested to hear anyone's opinions supporting an internet kill switch..

@FireFlyFarm: Very well said, good sir.

This is ridiculous. Someone could simply screw over people who haven't done anything wrong, if that's how they get their kicks.

I'd rather have my iPhone in my pocket and not be the "Melvin" of the party...

@DocSeuss: I could be wrong, but I think this guy might have some sort of a disagreement with the author of this article...

Cool story, bro.

@gunluva plays the hopscotch on the pro circuit: Yeah I got a Mosin-Nagant too...

@cc: $0.25??? Where on earth do you live?! I pay $8 for mine!

Using department store samples as travel toiletries is a great idea!

@skywalker24: These are the same people who think Google will one day just be like "actually, we're pure evil and we're gonna fuck you over with all the info you gave us over the years."

Yes, let's all engage in fear mongering!

@vinod1978: Another sensationalist headline to get pageviews, no surprise.

Just get liposuction you rich fat bastards.

Why do we make such a big deal about anything being patented that isn't that good? You can't possibly believe they would use something exactly like this, so why the outrage?

There really should be a category in the App Store labelled "Toilet Games".

Aren't bumper cases free?

@edoles: I'll have to check that out. Hacker books are so fun to read.