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Honestly, is there anything appealing about this character other than the fact that millions have already heard of him? He’s good looking, sophisticated, resourceful, a bit tortured, a general badass, but so is every other action hero. What sets Bond apart is his connection to Britain’s past global hegemony, which I…

They’re not remaking the original trilogy, at least not yet. They’ll be spinoffs, mostly based on the story threads in the Appendices. 

I still miss Happy!

I was browsing HBO, Netflix, Prime, and Hulu earlier today trying to find something to watch, and the best streaming services by far right now are HBO and Tubi with adblocker. Just such a fragmented, unpleasant mess for consumers. I could buy an additional hard drive every month with what I’m paying for streaming. 👀

From an outsider’s perspective, this entire merger seems like a disaster in the making. HBO Max currently has clearly the best streaming content of anyone and they want to add a bunch of rubbish reality TV from the Discovery channel and then prioritize the offerings from D+? Bonkers.

To get any sort of reaction, positive or negative. They’re money-motivated scumbags.

You gotta wonder just how stupid these people are. He’s literally diagnosed with a disease that makes him unable to speak, why the fuck are you yelling “How are you feeling Bruce” at him 

Ultimately, though, you really can’t argue

I’d just let the world end.  A god that demands human sacrifice is not worth appeasing.

He’s not wrong, and this sounds like excellent date night viewing for Valentine’s Day!

“And I’m sure her.”  And that, ladies, gentleman, and everyone else, is what comedy is for.  

100% mayo is great for subbing butter. BUT do NOT use miracle whip, good looorrrd you will destroy your pan.

Frostbitten phallus is humanizing? I’ve never been anywhere close to that!

Frosted Todger is my new Brit-Punk cover band.

It’s that and also to show how it was hard for him to do something as simple as make a doctors appointment because of press intrusion.  It’s a funny story and you need some funny stories in a memoir.

To answer your question: “I didn’t know how to handle it. I didn’t know how to come up with something funny to say. My public persona muscle wasn’t strong yet.”

I thought this was going to be about Letterman being a dick, but I stead 8ts just a celebrity"s bruised ego. 

Really had my hopes up for that new adaptation of The Stand, but that shit the bed pretty hard and pretty early; nothing at all to do with the casting, but the story structure, the abandoned main characters, and the woeful misinterpretation of the Vegas society did it in for me. Also the weird decision to deify the US…

it’s hard not to imagine the Dark Tower brand might just be permanently tainted at this point, especially because any sufficiently expansive version of the books would, by necessity, also have to be pretty damn expensive.