Oldest trick in the book. Jimmy’s gonna fill his bindle with everyone else’s clothes.

+1 Hero for Hire

That’s the good thing about being Luke Cage, in addition to having an Excellent Halloween he’ll also have a Sweet Christmas.

Hockey season lasts longer than baseball*. You just don’t realize it because it wraps around the New Year. The offseason is only three months. That’s, like, NASCAR-length scheduling.

There’s that “liberal bias” I keep hearing about at ESPN. Luckily, we have heroes like Clay Travis and Britt McHenry to defend to good name of Preside...sorry, can’t finish, vomiting out of my eyes.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

It’s pink, so that could mean it’s strawberry smoothie. Or it could mean that it’s a fucking ham sandwich, because this company is run by Dadaists.

i was manager at the american apparel in georgetown a few years ago (ik ik). since we were within a three minute jaunt of the Four Seasons, we would have a lot of nba players come through to buy whatever basics they had forgotten prior to hitting up Verizon center. The one I always remember is baby faced rook Moe…

Discretion is the better part of getting your ass paid

Damn, true

Oh, the Trump Foundation?

Stupid, sexy Harbaugh.

I did enjoy scrolling down and seeing that. I guffawed mightily at my desk.

I tried looking for a “goaltender interference” analogy to work in, but I didn’t like the places it was taking me.

*hits forehead*

*extremely British voice*

Thanks for posting that, Deeeeeznutz

Always a tea-bag truther in the crowd

Raise your hand if you’re also going to get caught in awkward Thanksgiving dinner conversations!

I, too, wish a black person death for taking a stand against innocent people’s suffering and I often equate that with racist old scumbags who want black people to shut up and go away.