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The ump called him “out.” That’s what the punching gesture means. If he had been safe, the guy in light blue would’ve extended both arms to either side, parallel to the ground.

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I remember watching CNN’s coverage of the Gulf War and remembering the scenes in Forrest Gump of the Vietnam war. I was terrified I would be drafted and have to go to war but I understood it was my duty. So I told my neighbor, a retired Marine, that I was ready to go and fight and wouldn’t need to be drafted. He told

We will never regret accurately reporting sports news.

*Googles Dearborn*

I guessed correctly, which is a real waste of my luck allocation for the year.