Hey, you know what? You’re right. I don’t know what my problem is. I think I was thinking... actually, I don’t know. Forgot Clinton was a First Lady, maybe? Because I forget things?

You misread that the same way I initially did. She would be the first former “First Lady” to be president.

And Trump is Principal Vernon. You mess with the bull... you get the horns.

Apparently he really did work for State Farm and was really Jake. FWIW.

Well, it’s been Episode IV ever since 1979 or whenever it was re-released. I still call it Star Wars, but calling it Episode IV acknowledges that it’s followed by V and VI and that it’s an ongoing story. Doesn’t depend on the prequels.

“This video does not exist.”

I have to say the most impressive thing in the second video is how the dump truck never loses one pebble of its load.

And now I follow AP Stylebook on Twitter. What have you done?

No, that was the bullshit detector. It was off the charts.

I read that whole thing with a lisp for absolutely no reason at all. All those 7s just mess with my head.

I obviously haven’t read the book, so I’m as qualified to offer an opinion as most people. I also acknowledge we’re basing all discussions on an account of the book, not the book itself.

The other flags are now down as well.

"Two were made. One was driven of a cliff." That's all you need to say. Tagline done.

So, is Polish Week a thing that happens before Russian Week? (Based on an inside joke, wherein a friend of mine said she was rushing, which I misheard as Russian, and thought it was an amazingly interesting thing I hadn't known about her and wondered why it never came up. Luckily, I think I silently kept this to…

Dan, I spent a very short time in a minimum security camp earlier this year. I got only the barest taste of iot, but it's certainly given me pause to think about those men and that world, and opened my eyes about lots of things. Thanks for writing about it; I really enjoy reading these pieces.

...on unlawful possession of ids.

... when most of us were buried in spreadsheets by day and jerking off into socks by night.

He traveled.

The runner coming from first held up because it looked like an easy catch. Once the ball was dropped, he had to run for second because the batter was safe at first, but he'd lost his momentum and was probably even leaning back to first. Puig made the throw in time to get the out.

They absolutely should use that during games, to show the actual game broadcast but on a 5-second delay. Everybody should do that.