OH NO!!!! This is the worst thing since those 200 girls were kidnapped from their school.
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My thoughts reading through this list:
Who cares? The people who make money off her story, that's who cares. Don't like it? Start your own magazine.
Oh, FFS. She looks like she has an alien egg sac on her in that picture. Quit being such a princess and put a damn shirt on.
As a mother, I have to say I am not surprised. The "second shift," or basically the domestic half of my day, sucks hard. You work for 7-8 hours, then you go home and basically do 3 more. I wish I could say my husband helps, but he really doesn't.
Such a great color on her. But again, not really in the theme.
Best-looking couple on the carpet. Seriously. They MORE than made up for last year's floral couch atrocity.
Vavava-VOOM
This is totally the right amount of glam and edgy. Riri is the only one that seems to have hit the nail on the head this year.
Not a huge fan of hers but damn if she doesn't look absolutely gorgeous in this picture.
it's difficult to not see Herman's disproportionate reaction to being touched by a gay man as questionable
Not wanting to see Madonna's nipples (or Rihanna's asscrack) doesn't make me an ageist or a prude. It means I simply don't want to see Madonna's nipples or Rihanna's asscrack.
Anyone else miss the good old days when Madonna got attention for making incredible music, instead of attention-getting bullshit Miley fucking Cyrus would dismiss as too desperate for words? Extra fail points: Making me feel sorry for Nuclear Wintour.
When you're Madge's age, I don't think 'mummy' is necessarily the look you should be shooting for.
Can you say "desperate for attention?"
I believe that there are certain qualities that may be worthy of rape.
Hipster Elizabeth Bathory says "I was into this before it was cool."
Oh sure, when I say this, people think I'm weird.
I need a Photoshop genius to put Cumberbatch and Hiddles faces on those otters now, please.