My first comment about Frano's pic was "He looks moist"

I've never heard of an allergic reaction flaring up again after it was disposed of. Why do celebrities always have weird medical issues? Is it just code for drug problem?

My point was that the existence of a sonogram showing she was pregnant doesn't in any way prove she had an abortion. She may have, or may not have. Either way, Mayweather's a dick of the highest order.

Being from Oklahoma she should seriously know better. I must be feeling extra sensitive today because my blood is boiling.

Let he who hasn't used an Instagram filter cast the first stone.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

I was really struck by this article that this couple could possibly survive if they had enough money to leave the country....or maybe enough money to buy off the girls' family (possibly?). I know journalists are supposed to stay objective and not interfere in the lives of the people they write about, but at some…

I'm mesmerized by January Jones's eyeliner and ear bling.

All the stars!

"Hey baby, I'm angry with you. Can you make me a sandwich so I'll be less angry at you?"

Two entire pineapples??? My mouth and tongue are basically covered in infected taste buds and canker sores just hearing about that.

My favorites are the playful, ass-slapping, scoliosis afflicted mannequins at JC Penney. Sassy Slenderman looking models always make me want to buy buy buy!

don't look at me.

I got the exact opposite feeling. I want to friend them.

Now, the only question is how to get rid of the ACTUAL dark circles. I've had 'em for 15 years. It's not a result of me being temporarily tired, it's just a part of me. It gets old people asking if I was in a fight last night, or asking why I'm tired. I'm not tired! This is how I look!