That's like some petty thug trying to mug someone and it turns out to be Peter Parker. Good one!

Wow... that is... Yikes. A little tiny bit of security does go a long way. Look at it like your computer is a car. If you don't lock your car, the chances of it getting broken into are a lot higher than if you do. Seems obvious, but many don't fully realize the threat the internet brings.

That's always the funny part to me. Inexperienced attackers think that because they're the ones attacking, they can't be traced and targeted. I have no intentions of responding because this was all my own fault and should know better.

Do it! Please!

Please do!

A few years ago I was on a flight from Chicago back home. I sat on the aisle of a 3 seat row and next to me were two women in their 70s. You could tell they'd known each other forever and were the kind of women I think of as Broads. Ballsy ladies that had madcap adventures in old movies.

One my all time faves

Golf carts hitting anyone is funny

This could be easily deterred by either 1) opening the box to verify its contents, or 2) taking a thumbprint, photo, and requiring ID (which you could photocopy) for all returns over a certain dollar amount. You wouldn't have to keep the data forever, just until you resold the item or until it was returned to the…

We allowed shit to happen...