regulating huge mergers and monopolies are kind of a big deal.

It’s a major U.S. business. Maybe it’s not making steel or building computers, but it is a billion-dollar industry so when it takes part in prima facie fuckery, it should get at least some scrutiny.

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Wait a second, I thought that capitalism was supposed to make everything work optimally. Was that ... propaganda?

Oh, you're fucked now, Zaslav. The giant anvil lobby has deep pockets. 

“I felt like I knew more than they did,” Richards said.

Has he tried not being a cunt?

He’s a billionaire who bought an entire social network just so he could yell to a captive audience and force them to pay attention to him.

It really cannot be said enough: the internet was a mistake. 

It’s a clash of expectations. The stand-up comedian thinks he should be playing by comedy rules. The journalist thinks he should be playing by journalism rules.

Can’t people see the difference between a comedian like Steven Wright who actually tells jokes that are funny in order to make the audience laugh, and a comedian like Hasan Minhaj who tells stories that aren’t funny in order to make the audience clap and nod in agreement? Don’t you think people would be understandably…

I thought selfie sticks were things I could use to bash people taking selfies

So, everything the New Yorker said was true, Hasan just thinks he had a really good reason for it?

I DONT use my phone while driving but many times I have had motorcycles just appear beside me because they are weaving traffic and are darting behind cars, between lates and in and out of blind spots.

He makes himself sound insincere. He seems to continually admit that he embellished the truth (like really, really, really embellished it, one might even consider these lies) without realizing that the problem is he’s embellishing the truth while presenting it as the actual truth.

This is an idiotic take.

Not defending him at all, but the consequences of being an asshat on a motorcycle land almost entirely on the asshat.

OK, time out: I watched the whole vid and I don’t see how it was shot. There’s no discernable connection between the camera and the motorcycle, yet the bike stays locked into the bottom middle of the screen. If there was some pole holding the GoPro, that’d be fine, except you see the whole bike and its shadow and I…

MotorTrend seems to be generally pro-EV.

When did Jalop get such a weird, albeit slight, anti EV stance?