I hear you, but I feel like what she was recommending was so over-the-top (cover your friend with a blanket! got a solid laugh) that it shows the absurd lengths women have to go to to protect themselves. They're almost satirizing the people who put the responsibility on women. But I could be reading it with…

Of course he's aware. Between his modest proposal reference and "Pragmatism is still not quite dead in online dating!" it's pretty obvious that the whole thing is meant ironically.

...OK, full disclosure, I think this guy sounds amazing and would totally start a correspondence with him if I were single. He's an absurdly honest nerd with enough knowledge of history to make subtle Jonathan Swift references, who's so focused on not being a creeper that he recommends that interested ladies arrange…

The idea that only humans practice funeralistic rituals and that it somehow means we're magically not animals is outright stupid and you're ignorant for supporting such fascistic & megalomaniacal notions; that's not callousness, that's the truth.

You're the ones having malfunctions here; the idea that only our species holds funeralistic rituals is beyond ridiculousness, and that somehow those rituals magically makes us not animals just like any other species on this planet borders on fascistic megalomania.

The quick wit we've come to expect from Honey Boo Boo

Yeah, I can tell from your tone that you really are open to the possibility that some women have other goals for their body than to reproduce healthy offspring.

I don't even like wearing too tight pants. Man.

Maybe it's just me, but all I can see are child brides in their wedding portraits. Those poses are super creepy and couple-y. Not how I looked when I posed with my dad at my wedding, or any pictures. Ergh.

I have to say, if I had Rihanna's body, I would walk around naked ALL THE TIME! And I'd stand in front of the mirror everydsy for like an hour staring at my buttnaked hotness ...just sayin'

I know from my own experiance after surgery that you often lose the ability to sence hot and cold, sometimes temporarily sometimes permanently. I hate to admit it but I fell asleep with a heating pad, I know it's totally not something you should do but bad cramps make you stupid. It was in an area where my skin…

I'm not saying every woman lives in fear 100% of the time. I'm just say it's a damn near universal experience to have been standing there, minding your own business, when suddenly you're given reason to be afraid. I'm not especially vulnerable and I don't live in a particularly dangerous area, but I've certainly had…

I have a gun. It's not pink and it's not cute. I won't apologize for carrying it and I won't apologize if I have to use it to protect myself someday. Because the truth is that we do live in a society where I feel unsafe as a woman many times. You can argue all you want that I don't need it, but that's a subjective…

This was cute until she kept running around, annoying everyone for another 20 minutes.

I wonder if seals have any concept of falling down and hurting yourself? Seeing as they spend their time either suspended in fluid or on rocks as streamlined low profile tubes.

But then she eats the pineapple and all 51 bananas make for the exit at once. O_O