It should have been called " how I settled for your mother so I could have the kids I wanted and then went back to the real love of my life once she died" Horrible ending.

"I think it's different when you have an office job because it's routine and you know you can do all the stuff in the morning, and then you come home in the evening," she said. "When you're shooting a movie, they're like, 'We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,' and then you work 14 hours a day, and that…

This is the only appropriate response:

Just in case you thought the Bible was literal....

"this is an imaginative interpretation of Scripture, and not literal"

I hope this guy is fostering those puppies for a rescue and isn't a breeder.

I am now convinced that Katy Perry's career is one long Lisa Frank tribute.

Thank you for not choosing the butchiest picture you could find for the lead.

There ain't nothing natural about the way those breasts are falling.

Is it just me, or does it look like her boobs are in a fight and they refuse to talk to each other by looking in opposite directions?

THIS IS MINE!

Instead of euthanizing stray dogs, Olympic organizers should have given a free puppy to each participating athlete. Much better PR.

Team Cat did it better! Er, wait. Équipe de chats a fait mieux!

#4 just killed my productivity

Macklemore sucks because he's a white straight cis male who openly acknowledges his privilege but doesn't then also choose to hide under a rock.