Everything you just said.

I must agree.

I’ll need to see proof of this claim.

That’s not what happened.

weaselly as shit.

Stop hurting this thing we all love.

Yes, you most certainly are.

I was kind of into it, until that last shot where it raised up on its hind legs to howl. That mouse is fucking cool.

This looks great! I’ll take one.

Wrong. Number one is most definitely tequila. Most definitely. 

Does it have billionaire doors, and if so, which kind?

I would but nobody seems to know how to drive a stick anymore.

I doubt that he was self aware.

Confirmed. Jerry Jones doesn’t give a fuck about winning the Superbowl.

Honestly, Jerry Jones seems like he cares more about his own popularity (“I’m right, Zeke is wrong”) than he does about winning the Super Bowl.

Ha!

I still see a bunch of Starlets around. They are either extremely well preserved or complete pieces of crap, but they all run. Toyota really overbuilt those things.

Quantum Gray is quite nice.

Those are not small bears.

So there will definitely be jizz.