So much this. Please don’t let them make it up as they go.

Take that back. Nothing about the Special Editions was right.

Is this yours in the pic? If so, it’s freaking awesome!

No, trust me. Not being Brandon Weeden helps.

Oh this is just awesome. And of course Lizard King is in on it.

I really wish I still had my 1981 Toyota Starlet. It was a perfectly proportioned hatchback. My mom bought it new and we drove it all over the United States. When it became mine after high school I drove it into the ground. I wish I had taken better care of it. I didn’t know what I had at the time. I can see talking…

They are the reason I quit when I was a kid.

Well that’s a reference I wasn’t expecting to see today.

Damn I miss Dave Brockie. He was absolutely perfect as Oderus. Absolutely perfect.

There’s a lot to not like there.

Congratulations. I hope. 

They’ll let the black guy go...

“Sure, I was being an asshole, but they didn’t have to treat me like an asshole.”

And don’t forget, Jerry doesn’t actually care about winning. He cares about money and power. Only.

Actively trying to prevent someone from doing something because “they simply disagree with a lifestyle” and attempting to pass laws that treat them like second class citizens is evil.

Except you are wrong. They actively give money to anti-gay organizations. That is harmful and hateful.

Do you still get the government mandated warranty by not buying from a VW dealer?

We loved ours, but have since moved on to an Outback, that we also love.

Luke threw first.

Can we take a moment here to recognize that the Imperial Star Destroyer is a freaking awesome design.