What if the real monsters are the enemies we made along the way?

My biggest gripe with this whole slow car fast thing is that driving a slow car fast kills it a lot faster than a fast car. The components on a slow car aren’t made to be driven fast and wear out quicker. A car that was made to be fast takes the abuse better because it was designed for it. Look at it this way. If you…

Just say it. They are Republicans. And they should be shunned.

and the Night King as death incarnate

Uh, she’s basically a ninja who works for the god of death.

Is Meera still alive? I can’t even remember.

There was most definitely a moment there where I totally thought everyone was going to die and the Night King was going to win.

Tony Hawk has always represented the very best of skating. He’s a true inspiration to all us old guys that can’t quite give up the idea of being a skater, even if our bodies have clearly given up on it.

Can you maybe shut the fuck up and go watch someone play chess. That’s clearly more your speed.

And there you have it. The best theory of all.

The survivors are, however, well beyond battle hardened in a way that no other soldier in Westeros can ever compare to. I don’t think they’re much afraid of anything now.

And they certainly aren't scared of any living men at this point.

Moby and Dimebag? I’m so buying this book.

And we have a winner.

Tell me about the backseat. Can I put a five year old back there regularly? 

I don’t know why, but something about this car appeals to me. It is so weird but in a cool way. I kind of want it. But certainly not at that price.

I like this a lot more than Camry.

Wait, you still have the lung power to run far enough for your knee to start hurting? You’ve got me beat.

Good lord these people are fucking idiots. I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to respect a Republican.

So many people don’t realize that bougie doesn’t have to mean asshole. It also doesn’t have to mean rich. It obviously helps, but is not a requirement.