I’ll never understand the “It was good enough for me so that’s all you need” attitude. I want nothing more than for my daughter to have a better life than me. I want her to be better than me. I don’t see how everybody doesn’t want that for their children.

What’s worse is when you find a place that looks nice and then you get there and order and eat and realize it’s nothing but an upgraded version of Applbees. It’s a very disappointing feeling.

This is such a great story.

I mean, it’s hard to argue with idiots.

Whoa! What the fuck is going on down there in the comments?

Interesting...

I can’t get over the fact that he has successfully daily driven an MGB for five years. That boggles my mind.

Oh that sounds awesome. 

I’ve always loved the look of these cars, but what did they do to the front end on this one? They’ve screwed up the wedge.

I think you know the answer to that question. ;)

But if you had been shot and killed, would that have also been an acceptable outcome?

This right here.

Every single one of us who read this article now gets this joke. If it were a true inside joke, we still wouldn’t get it. An inside joke needs more than just a simple explanation.

It’s real simple.

So let me get this right. A black person does something? Well no wonder those racist assholes are upset.

But you can learn French. French is a definable thing. You can look at French words and type them into Google translate and understand them.

He only killed half of them. That’s what he does so there is no need for wiggle room. Some did survive. And Valkyrie was one of them.

he’s the only MCU protagonist with a child.

An inside joke is by it’s nature, non-universal. This code is pretty universal.

Yeah, the rules don’t apply at all anymore. That’s why they need to cut straight to impeachment procedures. That way they can lay it all out in the open. Even if it doesn’t matter because everyone else refuses to play by the rules.