You are clearly mentally disabled but have an upvote anyway. Great post.

This is so fantastic. I worked in fine dining throughout my *extended* stay in college. Even though I wasn’t expecting a good tip, open minded newbies were my favorite customers. I worked at the top rated restaurant in a medium sized city and remember this trailer park kid taking out his sister and gf on one of their…

re:flying. Look, I’m totally on board with the looking decent at a restaurant thing. I’m the guy who wears Allen Edmonds and trousers daily even though its “business casual” dress code. But flying? Fuck that. Especially if its early. I’ll put my dress stuff in my bag and wear the most comfortable outfit I can and…

Your chef’s special comment is true at the corner joint, but at a nice place it is completely off the mark. I spent 10 years in fine dining before becoming a financial professional, and I can tell you if you are at a decent restaurant, this just isn’t true. Most restaurants have a set menu that changes occasionally,…

*Woosh*