Because not everything is willing sacrifice thoroughness to accommodate your attention span.

Alternative idea: don't subsidize the playgrounds of billionaire's sports teams; save massive money for the city.

Why is it dumb? I am about a year younger than LeBron and at the time, I thought "here's a guy with all the talent in the world, and he is rubbing it in everyone's face that he is breaking the rules."
Yet at the same time, me a 16 year old or whatever I was then would get in a shit ton of trouble if I was caught with…

"some sort of grotesque skin condition."

Haven't seen such astounding deflections in the New York area since Christie's response to the bridge scandal.

SNY's number looks a lot better when you consider that the alternative would be to have the Mets take up more of the screen.

You spelled 'people who actually like cars' wrong.

Brilliant minds think alike

"Oooh! Ooh! Me first! Me first!"

I find NDT's recent cult like following comical. I get it, he's a smart dude. People act as if he is their lord and savior lmao.

once upon a time, there were rules. and the good people playing followed those rules. and if they didn't, a proverbial whistle was blown, and that player was removed for a period of time, or sometimes just issued a warning. oh, those were halcyon days indeed. but, in their wisdom, those in charge of the game decided…

It's Boston, Tom. There's no need to point out that something is white.

An overlay of the MLB map and the NBA map would reveal a not insignificant amount of people who root for the Celtics and the Yankees. I cannot imagine a more insufferable group of human beings.

GOOD BECAUSE IF YOU'D BOTHERED TO READ THE FIRST SENTENCE YOU'D KNOW THIS ONE HAS BEEN AROUND FOR OVER 30 YEARS.

We had a good laugh at the Russians when we saw this. Not so weird now, is it?

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.

Leviticus 19:28.
"Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."

"Creamer finished with a 69..."

"What should I do with my hands?"

For vain, whiny young women who mistakenly believe in their own relevance as they are cocooned in a bubble of their own outsized egos, Dunham and Mindy Kaling are the Russell and Chamberlain.