Pomplamoose is literally the worst thing to happen to music since Zooey Deschanel.

There's at least one Italian restaurant in the Lower East Side that does this with their outdoor seating.

You really don't have to write in that affected way, Lindy.

It must be fucked up to only be able to communicate emotions through pre-made animations.

Pussies. If it was strong enough its mother would have evolved to not have a horn that had medicinal properties. Natural selection. Put up or shut up.

Please direct your attention to Lindy West, who began her last article with the word "STAHP" (stop) capitalized.

Well, based on the girth of the guys I see wearing TapOut shirts, this could be true. Tonnage-wise.

Kate Upton is basically an "apple" body shape.

I'm tired of all of his Samsung commercials. I do not ever want to hear a middle aged white guy saying "Bronbron" ever.

You forgot "but only for Emerati."

Why do you have to write with such a childish idiotic affected "voice?"

Madelyn this is problematic. Not all women or others can choose to go without a bra. Some women have larger breasts, which is what REAL WOMEN look like. Problematic. Shameful.

This is problematic, as it is saying that my body isn't a "real" bikini body...

You could have built any world you wanted to—why choose one ruled by the same regressive, white-washed midcentury morality as every other "modern" fairy tale? Aren't thou bored?

Why do you wear eyeliner to the gym?

Hitler had some good ideas.

Yes, I am only 5 years old. Sorry sir.

No. It is only you that remembers.

Poor trolling, this is way too obvious.

Assume a spherical cow.