Close. The reality is that she is a person with a persecution complex who also happens to be fat. She is not actually being persecuted, but she feels this way. People react to her as they do with normal people, for instance the time when she made a guy uncomfortable while she was drunk on an airplane.

This is a very bad joke and you should not be fighting over who stole it from whom. You have poor senses of humor and should stick to talking about things you are better at.

Is there a way to work fat shaming into this?

This is an AP photo; so what you're saying is that if you're attractive, stay inside your entire life?

Why do white children love typing "dat ____" so much?

I give your comment about 10 seconds to live before she erases it, like everybody else's

I know it is difficult to read, but FYI the shoe-horning thing you did was about "internet trolls."

Haha, take that internet trolls! Pass the Faygo. Drink up girls.

What in the fuck? Who are these people?

So clever and original! +2

So clever. So original.

That is not a very large penis FYI

Damn. Ain't seen a crossover like that on Vine since JBiebs.

Fun facts: Slow Lorises pets have had all their teeth removed. Usually with pliers, and nearly all of them die as a result.

It isn't even their children that will die from it. It is people like my father, who is going through chemotherapy.

What the fuck are you talking about? People are not getting vaccinated because they are idiots and think that vaccines are government mind control/will give their kids autism. They are scientifically illiterate. It has nothing to do with drug companies and money. Nobody makes money off of whooping cough outbreaks.

Haha, derps! They look like mongoloids.

Ok, so as long as a few hillbillies can get Charter cable, we'll be fine.

Honestly, the super slow-mo makes the dunks and such look much less impressive. It really highlights how these absurdly tall guys only have to get like 4 inches off the ground to dunk. Show me Mugsy Bogues or somebody in slow motion and maybe it'd look a lot more impressive.

LOLOLO great snark! Hilarious. You referenced Girls. #girls #snark