If Jezebel becomes the daily Blow Job for Bernie, like Gawker was in 2016; I’m out.

Why is it the commentariat picked up on this but the editors of Jezebel, didn’t?

Buried the lede & missed the point by a mile. This is NOT about Bezos’s excruciatingly-sweet love texts— this is about Donald Trump using his National Enquirer to publicly embarrass his financial nemesis.

Lookin like this at 33 is what he gets for being a racist piece of shit : )

“I feel so guilty when I go into New York.”

“tea is a duchess, coffee is her maid”

NO! You suck! Tea is amazing.

Last night I saw a fruit snack kid just give like three bags to a homeless lady. Definitely improved my night and reminded me that not everyone who wants my attention on the subway is an asshole. 

Maybe I am the minority but I prefer women who don’t like makeup. The excuse that makeup helps build confidence is a lie in every way imaginable.

Am I supposed to care what you think about makeup or not care what you think about makeup?

Another classic western with plenty of snow is McCabe & Mrs. Miller.

is john marston’s voice actor from the first game back?

Lighten up, Siskel. It’s a fucking grindhouse movie, not Citizen Kane.

“Is it even legal to refuse us” Jesus Lord, are you serious? And 15 pounds is not a small dog. I have small dogs (5 pounds, 8 pounds). I tried an empty dog friendly patio once, never again.

I love dogs, I’ve had dogs all my life, but a lot of people don’t like dogs and some people are allergic to dogs. Stop being an entitled jerk and leave your dog at home. He’ll be there when you get back. Dogs don’t belong in stores, on planes, and certainly not restaurants. And you can all take your bullshit…

I love this. But also, if he was my kid I’d kick his ass out and let him couch hop with his Nazi friends. 

Shout out to the Hearst family for smearing Chloe Dykstra and anyone else who actually spoke up about this, never letting us forget that whole family has always been horrible.

adding insult to injury (against Dykestra and any women in his life) is that Hardwick is just a bland, enthusiastic, and supremely boring person who somehow parleyed that into a job. he’s not worth the effort to defend. my heart goes out to Chloe who has to see her abuser’s name splashed over every single headline for…

“I know where the bahstahd sleeps.  I brought him there.  To Carfax Abeh.”

While Ted Bundy’s action were sick and psychopathic, I literally owe him my life.