I give you a star for tea and I would give you another for Bowie.

The Nite Folk are no joke. First time I encountered them, I shot a hanged victim from a tree and these dudes just sprang up from the mud.

The swamp at night is crazy. I’ve been collecting orchids and have yet to see a ghost train or lady! I did meet a soothsayer though, and found voodoo symbols on a tree.

I’m 4'11 and my husband is 6'3" and I love it. We were hiking last weekend and my phone fell out of my pocket and onto a ledge and he was able to use his freakishly long limbs to grab it back and I knew in my primitive ape genes that it made perfect evolutionary sense for me to marry a tall person.

Sometimes kissing…

I LOVED my Fat CJ. The pedestrian comments were incredible. “The back of your neck looks like a pack of hotdogs” still cracks me up.

I don’t think that’s fair. I only know Ru from the show and then many hours of his podcast with Michelle Visage, where he repeatedly says he’s not really an extrovert — it’s his public persona. He’s got a well for dealing with people, then a long day is done and he doesn’t want to be ‘on’ or even talk to his husband.…

Imagine being so lonely you think Chris Hardwick’s TV persona is your friend and not just a cover for another mediocre, milquetoast, millionaire masquerading as a fanboy to grow his brand.

 

Go look at Argento’s Instagram for five minutes and read comments. It’s terrible.

All you have to do is spend five minutes looking on the most recent posts of Argento’s Instagram feed to find some of the most disgusting, perverse comments I’ve ever seen on the internet. Like, probably as bad as Courtney Love after Kurt died. Conspiracies, too. Yes, they are really that bad. There are many people…

What a beauty Peter Murphy was. He made me touch his nipple once at a show. It was weird. I think he was high. He acted like he knew me, all “Hello, how are you?” in inbetween song banter and I just smiled and said I love you, as one does, and he grabbed my hand and put it over his heart. He was really sweaty and my…

My god. I love “Hex.” They were so good.

My husband’s did! But they’re outliers, I admit. Civil ceremony in a conference room of our office building and a brunch on the Lower East Side for 35 people.

Then, one year later, three fantastic, nerdy, fun weeks traveling New Zealand. No regrets. Of course we would’ve loved the bigger wedding and some of the more…

Hey, now, Leftovers is definitely easy to follow and each season gets better and better. Last night’s episode was really poignant.

That said, i’m a big Lynch nut and I enjoyed the premiere well enough. Can’t wait to catch up with more of the supporting cast. Want to see Audrey and Bobby and Big Ed and Nadine!

That’s exactly my dad’s story. Hmm.. maybe he has a second family. My grandmother saw him at another cousin’s wedding and she was in the reception line and didn’t even recognize him. It had been about 10 years since they saw each other. I feel so bad for him.

And yet he married my mom, who is just an all-around…

Right? If it’s a regular, more likely, non-terrorist battery fire in cargo... bye, plane! But maybe that’s the Reichstag fire Trump wants?

My mother was physically and emotionally abusive my whole childhood. She’s manipulative and mean as a snake. It doesn’t improve with age. Now she’s added insane conservative into the mix and posts racist alt-right shit all day on Facebook (I’m told by concerned friends; she unfriended me last year which was a huge…

I love train travel, but aren’t 123 Amtrak stations getting closed? I wish we had awesome cross-country bullet trains like Japan or some other civilized place.

We have an incredible Sicilian bakery by my house. You should definitely stop by an Italian bakery this weekend because Easter breads and pastries rule. Especially if you like cannoli cream and/or marzipan.

Actually, I did donate to him and to a lot of others running in special elections in states I have never set foot in. Aren’t many of these candidates’ donations coming from out-of-state donors?

Are these candidates not getting enough in-person volunteers from state residents?  

That was my intro to Bill Hicks. I’m better for it, but I do think I’m happy not knowing what he might be like now, if he lived. (From a selfish fan’s perspective, obviously.)

Few things are 100% guaranteed. CPR doesn’t always work either. Sucks, but true. I bet the doughnut was all soggy and expanded, making it pretty impossible to dislodge.