I don’t even know how obligatory it is here. I see daily assholes sitting in the priority seats when disabled/elderly with walkers get on and those fuckers just sit and look at their phones. Makes me so mad.

I was at the Renaissance Faire 2 weeks ago and there was a long-ass line for the ladies’ “flush privies” (teehee) and NO ONE was letting the pregnant lady in front of me jump line, so my husband escorted us both to the men’s room and guarded our doors. Haha. “The stalls are empty! No law saying you can’t use them.”…

I’m pre-diabetic. I have to very carefully watch my sugar intake and dairy milk has a ton of sugar in it naturally. Soy kinda scares me away with all those articles about estrogen levels and stuff, so unsweetened almond milk it is.

Those Trump statues weren’t hanging from a crane with “Vote Hillary” on them implying a lynching/assassination, so, yeah, I’m still laughing at the statues’ gross little faux Cheeto* wieners.

*Cheetos are bigger.

Right? $30K for two lost children, medical bills, and who knows what lost wages and if she can even have other children ever again. But she’s a frivolous, ambulance-chasing, greedy bitch, right? Ffs.

Me in a professional context. Which may or may not be a prison.

Oh god. I have met several men in my workplace, all people who work outside of my company, who come from military backgrounds, and have come in for meetings who have flat-out said “I don’t shake hands with women.” and come in for the hug. I back up and flat-out tell them “I’m a professional, so I don’t hug people I…

Yeah, I thought NDT was smart. If we had to start over in November, we’d NEVER be out of a hellish election year. No thanks.

I’m partial to Al Swearengen of Deadwood (He was British, too.):

#TeamVin Yeah, The Last Witch Hunter was shit, but I loved that Chronicles of Riddick was his own personal D&D campaign writ large and his tie-in video games were legit awesome. He seems like a cool dude and his true geekiness makes me happy. I don’t believe the geek label he gets is a PR thing, it reads genuine.

(The…

To be fair, I didn’t recognize Renee from that picture of her eyes either.