congratulations to Elizabeth Warren on her 2020 campaign slogan

But the hands will get MUCH larger...

This is how we win. With love.

Mayors should be clear. If Trump attacks their city and threatens to strike federal funds for protecting their own citizens, then the city will not provide any form of police protection for a Trump visit. After all, they need to save that money now.

YES JOHN DINGELL I love him so much

John Dingell has been great on Twitter lately!!!!!

Always and Forever

Slightly off-topic: IS anybody other than me finding it a little creepy that his daughter Ivanka, seems to be preparing to fulfill the FLOTUS role? It seems that Melania has little or no interest in being FLOTUS. In fact, her attitude this entire time has been more along the lines of “I did not sign up for this.”

Why not check them? If the results are the same, the right can go back to screaming SHUT UP WE WON to random Starbucks baristas and/or Broadway actors.

THAT WOMAN IS A G D NATIONAL TREASURE BACK OFF DONALD WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE SHE WAS IN CHILDREN OF A LESSER GOD

Those were just words, my friends, just words...believe me.

It’s like a magnet. He can’t help himself.

Clinton is both a criminal and a madwoman, a sinister mastermind who literally has people killed, if you listen to some on the right, and someone barely able to stir from her sickbed. Women really can do it all!

I really got into it with a family friend over this. He kept on harping on about how “Hillary should be in jail” and “how could anyone vote for such a liar?” I was giving him article after article of fact-checks and reports showing how Trump lies more flagrantly and frequently than Clinton- then upped the ante saying…

So basically Fernandez was the only acceptable “skittle.”

Ok, but what if I hired a potty training consultant and I film it for the TV show I’m on? Is that cool?