An anthem for the POUTS (not a typo).

Hands that tell a story of greatness...

I would have to practice Tacktheritrix - both for the tongue twisting properties and trying not to break into a smile while saying it and thinking of the sketch. The key to this whole thing is saying the name in all seriousness and not backing down.

Well, here is what he was thinking in 2016...

I’m very fond of Ozamataz Buckshank and Beezer Twelve Washingbeard.

I recently found out that I am pregnant and am 100% planning on using one of these names anytime someone asks me what I’m going to name the baby.

Today I learned: attractiveness is an excellent measure of honesty. Extremely attractive = Trustworthy/truthful

I think what I’m getting from his message is that she is a little bit evil and a little bit good, a little bit country and a little bit rock n’ roll, a little bit for the war and a little bit against the war...

Ah, his campaign’s short memory. As he said on Sunday night, “I will say this about Hillary. She doesn’t quit and she doesn’t give up. I respect that. I tell it like it is. She is a fighter. I disagree with much of what she is fighting for, I do disagree with her judgment in many cases, but she does fights hard and…

Just in time to play the Robert Redford role in the reboot of Up Close and Personal.

I don’t care what anyone says. Bethenny is a stone cold bitch and I love her for it.

I can’t look at a picture of Skrillex without thinking that maybe he is Corey Feldman’s long lost son. I’ve done the math. With Corey’s fame at the age of 17 he could have easily made a love child that grew up to be a Skrillex.

Hussies

Seriously? Who works out while wearing a hat?