In my experience, people who leave marriages that quickly either experience a very fast paradigm shift of some kind (traumatic event, big financial change, etc.) and/or the wedding occurred during the period when the relationship was initially/not-so-initially falling apart, but there was too much momentum. In an…

I know I'm missing the point here, but nine months?! Did you marry an axe murderer and not find out right away? Or a cheater? I don't understand how you would go so far as to be married but realize you made a mistake in only 9 months...

I think creepy does depend. For example: "Is it creepy to talk about who to have sex with when discussing a chart?"

jackrabbit sex. You know that sex where it's like they're masturbating but with your vagina.

My boyfriend when I was 19, who was white, decided that dreadlocks expressed who he really was. I broke up with him the next day.

I once went out with a guy who said he was a writer, and since I'm also a writer, I asked who some of his favorite authors were. He said,

He learned from the best:

I don't really like him either but I'm not going to blame an ad for the Amazon Fire on him.

You must be fun at parties. This is amazing

If rose would have done that he would be out for three weeks

I will forever hate Joakim Noah for this

Anyone else thought it was funny how the guy in the white car at 0:22 sprints away from the scene even though his car wasn't involved in the initial crash? Like he was afraid of getting caught violating probation or something....

It had been more than a full calendar year since the Raiders last won a game (those salad days of Matt McGloin and Rashad Jennings)

After the game, Dan Orlovsky, Keary Colbert and Rod Marinelli broke out the champagne.

Can't blame them for not acting like they've been there before, because none of them remember the last time they've been there.

Who would of thought the chiefs vs. the 0-10 raiders would've been the best TNF game of the year so far?

I did stand up at the bar and yell "TODAY, I AM A WOMAN!" and got a free beer for it.

The correct answer is "Both".

"Did you guys see how many treats I ate? I really think I did well!"

I always envision the Jets, Browns, and Redskins being like the three monsters in Rampage just going around trying to smash the careers of promising young QB's to bits before anyone can stop them.