He cried for your grins.

Like putting a rabbit into a hat.

Steph Curry is broken. This is ragequit NBA 2k13 level shit. Absolutely insane.

I remember when all the experts said he wouldn't make it in the NBA because he couldn't guard anyone. The better question is who can guard him???

or the lack of Christians chiming in?

Curt Schilling Confused By "Economy, Laws" in "Rhode/Island"

And then he lied about the actions of his superior, saying the guy yelled at him and threatened him. Turned out had a recording proving he was lying. That's when he was finally fired. Then became police chief of a neighboring town.

"it is not the violent thugs burning down buildings that buy their advertiser's products"

I thought it was offensive when the officials by the goal line kept making that same gesture in St. Louis today. Enough is enough.

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

Maybe if the cops stuck with exercising their first amendment rights, and not moving to the other amendments, we wouldn't have a problem.

I feel like playing football in your racist, God-forsaken city is punishment enough, SLPOA

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

The idiots responsible for this should know better than to use unpaid staff at professional sporting events. It's college sports where you can get away with that sort of thing.

Tampa is also good because Stand Your Ground covers firing cannons at neighbors' houses.

Chris Pratt, on a motorbike, with Velociraptors. Your move Tom Cruise, your move.

Still the single worst Tinder pic ever:

A 5'10" 180 lb. man is basically a bowling ball made of marshmallow.

One question: don't you need to be Force-sensitive to wield a lightsaber? Of course, a man of Batman's means could just buy a transfusion of midichlorians or something, if some convenient plot point doesn't already make him a latent Force wielder.