Team no one

Worst Family? Oh, we do beg to differ...

I gotta admit it's just kinda sad to me. I got my fill of Lakers schaudenfreude over the past two years and while I don't really feel bad for Kobe Bryant, world class asshole, part of me does feel kind of bad that this is how his career will end. Clearly he's not the player he was (or still is in his mind), but he's…

While an adult may have a number of options when confronted with abuse – to flee, to fight back, or to seek help from law enforcement

I'm pretty sure pegging is forbidden in the CBA.

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They're what AP uses to discipline his kids when there's no switch handy.

If you don't know, you're streets behind

Linsanity has devolved into Linfusion, and maybe just a little Lingret.

"I'm telling you honey, that guy's all water weight. Feel that. And that's after only 3 weeks of CrossFit."

When Dwight Howard goes off on somebody on the court, it's going to be worse than Kermit Washington's punch. It'll resemble that day in class that Jeremy spoke.

And the best part is, it's magic new money that was fabricated out of thin air rather than being diverted from discretionary spending elsewhere!

Ryan plans to appeal, which would make the Jets the only team to somehow lose during their bye week.

If you have to create multiple fake accounts to make a point, chances are your point is fucking awful.

Except when you study, go to college and still remain poor.

The middle school I work at really demonstrates this. None of my kids have any drive to continue on after high school and the local high school doesn't require an entrance exam from my school so they don't study at all. They are content to live the working class lives of their parents, no dreams of college or work…

His name is Maurice.

WHY SO BI-CURIOUS????

He's a smoker, he's a Joker, he's a midnight groper.