“I’m sorry. This truck only hauls ass.”

That word is an instant eye-twitch for me. YOU ARE A FUCKING GROWN UP! GET IT TOGETHER!

It’s from poverbs.

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

That would be the Suicide Squat movie.

So two years ago they were robbed, they MUST be in the right by denying every black man entrance to their store.

“My mother chose life”

I don’t care about the Cubs one way or another. Cubs fans? I actively root against their collective happiness.

Well.... I mean..... The kid shouldn’t have been there....

“Vodka martini, shaken not shit.”

“Do you expect me to talk?”

“The name’s Fuck, I-don’t-give-a Fuck. License to step up and not be shit.”

Just write “deez nuts” across the entirety of the document, and push your car out of the lot, if need be. I’d rather set fire to the vehicle myself than let these clowns go to town on her.

That was exactly where my brain went, too. I don’t really know how to process the rest of this story, but I definitely know how I feel about that.

This is sad, but diet frosted lemonade? If you're going to be put to death...shouldn't you just be like, fuck it, I'll just have the calories?

I’m pretty sure any terminal illness would have made itself apparent in the battery of physicals.