I do that shit every day. Beyoncé wishes she had this box of Cheez-Its, but she can't fucking have them. I bought them first.

I can— I have heard this dude is a pretty stand-up guy (so far,) but I am disgusted by someone spending $70m on a furnished home. Like, are you lacking so much creativity that even given the budget of the most expensive home in Beverly Hills, you can't come up with anything better than eating someone else's candy on…

Your insights are very interesting and I would love to hang out with you at a party.

It's a boxing game, dude. You're breaking the rules. And by the look of that hit counter going beserk in slow-mo, you're breaking the game as well.

What a shit storm. If she's a "trained assassin" why is she so afraid of someone who already broke up with her.

To be fair, buying a meal at the airport costs about as much as one of these trucks.

99% of the time when I walk into a Cadillac or Lincoln dealership, I decide within two minutes that I want nothing to do with their products just based on the attitudes of the sales douches. It pisses me off that I work on these products and that a customer would walk away because the final dickhead(s) in the chain of…

I've seen many classic cars listed purposely overpriced for what I call the "Honey, I tried to sell it but the economy is down. Oh well, I guess I'll have to keep it for a few more years \_O_/" move by guys facing pressure by the significant other to sell a prized possession.

"Do you spend your nights pondering why poor people just can't seem to buy more money?"

Similar story: my neighbor has a Model A Ford that he is working on restoring, and takes it out every once in a while. He told me a story of how he drove it to a pizza place down the road and while he was inside, a crowd of people gathered who were getting in and out of his car and playing with things. He calmly…

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"The suspect was seen brandishing a Rubik's Cube in a threatening manner. The officer had no idea it wasn't a real Rubik's Cube..."

Uh-oh

It's crazy, but I'm not. CP. I just feel that you can save $40K by going out and getting a 2015 M3 that has a hell of a lot less weight up front and handles better. Hell, you can save 10K by going out and getting a 2015 M5. Sure you lose the "one of a kind" status...but taking 2 cars and mashing them together does…

or just stop drinking soda

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I'm having a very hard time concentrating on the seriousness of the conversation when this man is so fine.

OCD people obsessed with time...