Kotaku makes me hate that I'm a gamer.

Honestly, is there some committee somewhere that comes up with a way to make Gawker websites even shittier?  Do they get paid well?

Yeah but you could easily pull that windshield forward and more vertical and still had a sexy looking car... well, sexy for a Chrysler.

They screwed up the butt. No one can seem to do a good car butt anymore.

Clearly this reporter is young and naive because much worse things were said in the early 2000's and the 90's, when a majority of TV networks believed the same thing, and a sitting US senator called the internet a "series of tubes".

You could shorten this to "Gangster Squad: good idea, horrible script" and it would have amounted to the same thing.

I prefer Orange Chicken or pussy, and I'm not particularly lacking in friends.

Yeah whatevs.

I hear this same shit excuse from every loudmouth asshole who throws a raging party in my apartment complex that goes till 3 AM. I used to ask them to stop before, now I just call the cops and enjoy the sounds of their drunk asses getting shut down.

Anything by Ford or GM made in the last 15 years. Beautiful works of art that somehow turned in to shitty slab-sided monstrosities between debut and production.

That's a rather one-sided overview. If the British and the French hadn't been so greedy after WW I and had done something about the Weimar Republic, perhaps there wouldn't have been a WW II.

I actually consider that to make it more amazing.

Looper was the best movie of the year. Yeah, it made no sense to people who don't understand the theory of time travel, but once you grasp that... genius. It didn't overreach like Cloud Atlas, it wasn't maudlin like most wannabe art house movies that have come in vogue, and it wasn't directed by Spielberg, Ridley…

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Sad and interesting. The Jalop article says "gas well", but that does look more like a pipe to me.

Yes, that's already been addressed at least 3 times already.

I know those are differences in the theatrical releases, but as you said you have to give some license... but the extended releases strayed even father, and replaced Tolkien's characters with cardboard cutouts- maudlin characters that have none of the strength or depth that they should. He filled the cracks he left in…

Facts? What facts? Opinions are opinions, no matter who has them.

"Epic" in the sense that they are maudlin, replace Tolkien's deep, complex characters with a bunch of idiots, and have about 15 too many oh-god-he's-dead-ooops-no-he's-alive seqences for just about EVERY major character.

...just as I'm sure he appreciates your white knighting on the internet.